WE INTERRUPT THIS MARRIAGE TO BRING YOU RUGBY SEASON
’Tis the season for men To lock living-room doors; While their wives are out for supper, Other lovers make them splutter. THERE’S our boy! Bellows affirm an Alexander Bronze-built With a mouthguard grin, musk and ‘good hands’. He assumes position Among loinclothed Olympians Shoulder to shoul
Lamentations of a Bacchant in Menopause
Venues for orgies are low in demandSince the Cadmean press last shut us downDionysus has turned grapes to Pinot NoirAnd belladonna to bumps.This week’s sacrifices are speed-lacedThough we heralds of the Bacchae proclaim:10/10 CHEETAH HAZE 3.5GS ONLY THE BEST!!What Theban dynasties thundered agains
